Solitary Woman

Tips from the Naughty Girl Collective to date have focused exclusively on couples. There is of course another avenue to explore: those of us who are highly sexually charged, but lacking an outlet for this electricity.

One lovely spring morning, I woke up to find myself frighteningly horny. After running a mental list of the past lovers who might oblige my desire, I realized that the last thing I wanted was to churn up the past (or for that matter, sacrifice my pride) by desperately trying to get a warm body in my bed. A few moments of squirming and exercising the tried and true techniques later, with sudden clarity, I knew what I needed.

I got up, threw on a ball cap, wiped the mascara from under my eyes, grabbed my credit card and proceeded to the nearest sex shop. One hour later, after discussing my options with a grandmotherly store clerk, and blindly following her wise advice.....I fell in love again, with The Samurai. With his swinging samurai head and vibrating clitoral prong (a dog with a flapping tongue), I became a Japanese martial arts enthusiast.

We are certainly not suggesting that a battery operated toy can replace the licking, clawing and grinding of more traditional activities, but it does have distinct advantages.

Sex is not always at our beck and call. Even when it is it can disappoint. Like the weather, we never know what to expect. Vibrators don't ejaculate prematurely, sweat all over you, or say the wrong things. You become the master of your orgasm. Double your fun by working the g-spot and the clitoris at once. Purrrrrrrrrr.

Women have asserted their independence every way, but so many of us still need a partner to make us cream. Rough day at the office? Unwind with a glass of wine, a good book and an earthshattering O. You'll sleep like a baby. You'll walk the streets with the inner glow of someone who just got laid, but even better, because you did it yourself. Take your satisfaction into your own hands.

Third point. Before you run or click your way to the nearest sex shop, two can play this game. The vibe is contagious. You can have lots of fun poking and prodding your partner with your new toy. If one of you finishes early, use it as a tool to continue the festivities until your partner rises to the occasion again.

Add some spice to your routine. Be independent and free. Become the master of your domain. Join the legions of independent women doing it on their own. Sayonara for now, I hear the Samurai calling my name.

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