Glutton For Punishment


By: Girl Friday Night | 2005-02-22 | Rate This Tip new!

If there is one thing that Girl Friday loves more than love, it's gotta be food. For a really good crème brulee, I would be willing give up a lot of things--potential chefs take note.

Impromptu is the name of this game. How many times and how many cheesy Cosmo articles do we need to read about boinking with the help of chocolate sauce and whipped cream? Forget that McNonsense why not give the linoleum on your kitchen floor a night that it won't soon forget?

If you're confident enough will your cooking skills to attempt it in the buff, then go on with your bad self. Plan a nice meal by candlelight for your honey. Note to Those Who Do Not Cook: the attempt will be most appreciated.

The menu should be chock full of sexy aphrodisiacs like shellfish, asparagus, fresh fruits and delectable wine. Fingerfoods are also a good bet for putting the capital S in suggestive.

Pick out romantic music and candlelight. While cooking, I suggest wearing as little as possible and leave very little to the imagination. Loose clothing also has a nice way of sliding off at opportune moments. After preparing your meal d'amour, serve it up to your eagerly awaiting lover.

While eating, be shameless. Be the epitome of all that is delicious about cheesy romance movies long lingering looks, soft caresses of the hand, feeding each other morsels of food and letting your finger rest a minute longer on the lips than it has to.

Halfway through, let your foot wander OH SO INNOCENTLY up your honey's leg, Oops! Did you do that? You naughty thing you! If you're particularly daring, you'll use the ice cubes in your water glasses for something a little hotter than cooling down your water. Think pert nipples and you're on the right track.

No doubt by the end of this meal, both of you will be ready for dessert which, by the way, is you. Get out your can of whipped cream, melted chocolate, champagne smear it on and wait for it be licked off.

By this point, I'm sure you'll be clear about how to end the evening scrumptiously.

Till next week, meet your needs and desires.

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