The Games People Play

With Valentine's Day upon us like a plague of locusts, Girl Friday suggests turning down the deadpan and turning up the fun volume on your sex life. Who says sex needs to be all well-placed moans and sacred foreplay? The best sex will be fun, spontaneous, full of giggles and daring. This week, extract whatever dead rodent you may have stuffed into your posterior and play around with your honey.

Now, I'm not saying that seriousness doesn't have its place in the bedroom. After all, you'll want to avoid cracking jokes while going down, but who wants Ben Stein in the boudoir? For this tip, we're going to be playing games--so strap on your fun helmet and prepare for sumpin' sumpin' that's a little bit kinky.

For this tip, you'll need to find another couple that's, um, game. That's right. Find someone as kinky as you are (and is that really possible you wild thing, you!) and invite them over. Lest you all think that I'm driving at some form of wife swap, shame on you. They don't pay me the big bucks to recycle bad trends of the 70's.

When everyone is comfy, lay down the ground rules for a little game I like to call: Red-handed. The rules are simple: there are no rules. Basically, you'll be competing with the other couple for points based on daring sexual feats. If you feel you need to designate certain points to certain activities, then so be it. For those of you sexual amazons, the sky can be the limit. Perhaps, though, you'll need to establish a minimum list of things to be accomplished. For example:

5 points for sex in a public bathroom
7 points for sex in public bathroom and getting caught and not arrested
10 points for sex at the theater
3 points for flashing your partner
2 points for groping your partner in a crowded elevator undetected
1 point for licking food off your partner
3 points for playing footsie at a restaurant and not getting caught
7 points for having sex in your parents' house without getting caught

You get the idea. Of course, alter the list as your kinkiness level demands. Determine the duration of the game and keep careful track of your conquests to compare notes. At the end of the week-long, month-long, year-long game, have stakes which make it interesting (ie dinner, unlimited access to your husband etc etc). For practicality's sake, you might want to forge an agreement to bail the other couple out of jail or trouble if necessary. It's time like these which make us recall just how important gaming up your honey really is. So, get that Valentine's frown off your face and get cracking.

Till next week, don't get arrested.

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