Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down!

This week, it's time to get in touch with that inner dominatrix that we all know lurks inside us just around the corner. Ladies, strap on your thigh-high boots, crack your whip and let it all hang out.

A common theme in male fantasies is the hot chick who isn't afraid to take control and ask for what she wants. You know, the woman who knows what she wants and when she wants it! For inspiration, I suggest taking a hike down to your local bookstore and checking out Anne Rice's Exit to Eden. Now there's a real woman's woman if there ever was one.

For those of you who just lurve playing dress-up (and you know I do) it's time to whip that credit card out for a little frolic in the sun. What you're looking for will no doubt be in the Jailbait Section of your shopping center. If it's tight, black and made of leather, then you need to have it. Of course, I'm not one to diss on the merits of pleather either, but you make the call. After all, I don't presume there aren't animal-friendly vegans out there who don't enjoy a dirty little romp in the S & M side of the strip mall.

So, now, the most important purchase du jour will be handcuffs. If you don't already own a pair, rest assured that no self-respecting woman should be without one. Invest in a pair with fuzzy wrist protectors as bruises may be a bit hard to explain away at work. Also, a clasp for quick release is important as it could get you out of sticky situations. I have a friend who got stuck in a pair without a spare set of keys. While still in her lingerie in the middle of Mexico, she had to go looking for a cop to help her out. It was a situation ripe with possibilities as far as I'm concerned, but I'd rather you didn't put yourself in compromising situations, dear reader.

Anyhow, when your honey gets home, the only option is to sit him down and punish him because he's been a bad, bad boy. After all, I really don't think he'll be in any mood to disagree with you once he beholds you in all your fishnetted, leather-bustiered, she-devil glory. Strap him to a chair, make him kneel, make him kiss your feet. Anything and everything to show him who's boss around your bedroom.

Once he's sufficiently aroused, handcuff him to a large piece of furniture and prepare to torture him with pleasure. And, really, isn't that so much worse than being tortured with pain? Oh, when it hurts so good...

First, do a little striptease to really whet his appetite. Take it off slowly and deliberately. Run your hands over yourself and take your cues from him. If he seems to be particularly enjoying any one aspect of your show, draw it out.

Next, tease him slowly. If you know that he really likes it when you __________ (fill in the blank--i.e. touch yourself, touch him, one, two, buckle your shoe), then, sister make like Nike and Just Do It. If you're quite skilled enough, you may even attempt to have intercourse with him, but please make sure you forestall his climax as long as possible. Every moment he stays hungry for release is a moment for you.

Till next week,meet all your needs and desires.

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