Food For Thought

[Editor's Note: This week, filling in for an ailing Girl Friday Night is Sassy Susie. Girl Friday Night returns next week.]

Okay, ladies, pop quiz: What is the one thing guys love the most in the world, aside from you of course? That's right girls, it's sex. Men just can't seem to get enough of it and all that goes along with it: sexy underwear, teasing, body tingles, your ENTIRE body - you name it, they love it. Now here's the real test: what would be the second thing guys love just as much as sex? Yes, as we all know, this one's a no-brainer. For you clueless ladies out there, I'll break it down for you - guys are obsessed with food. They always seem to be chowing down or perpetually hungry.

If you can combine sex and food in the bedroom, your honey will be eating, literally, out of your hands. This might seem like a truly daunting task at first, but it is quite simple if you follow a few easy steps. The best way to give your man a fill of food and sex at the same time would be to -- wait for it -- create a strip show for him, with food as the main ingredient! This may seem a little risque, but trust me, your man will eat it right up.

As we've already established, men love food and have a keen sense of taste. They're also very visual when it comes to sexual activities. Have you ever noticed how excited your guy gets when he sees some skin peeking out of your blouse or when the slit in your skirt reveals a little more thigh than it should? Men are very turned on by the sight of skin and love looking at the female body. This explains why so many men are bewitched by strip shows -- they love being stimulated visually while being teased sexually at the same time.

What I suggest you do to really make your man cream, in many more ways than one, is to plan a sexy strip show for him that involves you, him, and some sexy food of choice. I recommended soft, tasty tongue teasers like whipped cream, cherries, liqueurs, or any other tantalizing treats you know he'll melt for. You may want to start off the night with a romantic picnic, and then when he's all in cuddle mode, put on a sassy c.d. you know he'll love and start to slowly seduce him. Dance seductively in front of your man being careful to exaggerate every sultry move you make, whether it's slowly sliding your bra straps down your shoulder or sliding up your skirt to reveal a racy thong. Once Mr. Lucky gets nice and excited, start incorporating "dessert" into your routine. Twirl a cherry around in your mouth while you slip your panties off, dip your fingers in Bailey's and straddle his lap while you allow him to lick the creamy goodness off your fingers, or, my personal favorite, spread whipped cream on your breasts and make him lick them clean. Whatever you do, just keep him wanting more, which really won't be difficult. Because you're appealing to two of his senses at once, your man will be ready to explode from a sensory overload when the time come to get his jiggy on.

This act will benefit you as much as him, so don't worry ladies -- you will definitely get yours! The sight of your semi-naked body, the one thing he always has a jones for, slathered with food, the other thing he can't get enough of, will drive your man wild and make him want to eat you right up.

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