Rubber Ducky, You're The One...

Read between the watery lines...this week is all about waterworks. And for those of you who are getting all hot and bothered about golden showers, calm down. I'm talking about being a bathing beauty with your beau.

Who among us didn't enjoy bath time as kids? Often, I would spend hours in the tub until I got wrinkly. I played with my various toys in the bath, made weird shapes with my shampoo-drenched hair, sculpted castles with bubbles. Who knew that cleaning up could be just as fun as getting dirty?

Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to get dirty while getting clean.

First of all, let us assume that you don't own a jacuzzi-size bathtub. Don't fret because getting it on in confined spaces can be twice the fun. As for toys, well, I suggest that you explore investing in some water-safe adult toys. There are a variety of battery-powered waterfriendly vibes on the market. After all, as much as I might like my Magic Wand, I'm certainly not prepared to get electrocuted for it. Also, don't forget that sometimes, a girl needs help with lubrication especially when underwater. In that case, don't forget to buy some quality lube that is NOT water-based. Silicone based lube works well underwater, and though it might be a bit slippery, a little goes a long way and you'll be glad you forked over the extra dough.

So, the main thing obviously is to run your bath. Again, use some common sense here and keep the temperature at a tolerable level. Buying some romantic oils or bubble bath could spice things up in the bath also. Again, I can't stress the need for ambiance enough here. You want to light candles and get rid of yucky overhead lighting. Unless we're talking about a quickie in a dressing room, flourescent lighting just doesn't say "Shag me."

After a laying down a sex-alicious seduction (and, let's face it, I've given you more than a few pointers there) lead your honey into the bath. Slowly and sensuously strip him/her down. For the more orally adept, you can try using your teeth. Strip yourself down and lower yourself into the bath. There are several positions that you can try, but I am a fan of the Julia Roberts/ Richard Gere scene in Pretty Woman spoon-style.

While leaning against the back of the tub, have your lover lean against you with his/her back to your front. Reach over with your hands or feet and begin to slowly stimulate. Take your time and don't be shy about playing with bubbles. Who says sex needed to be all sacred and sanctimonious? Think about Ernie and Bert bathing together...never a dull moment there as far as I could tell. Take a washcloth and slowly stroke your honey all over with gentle, slow circles. Take extra special care in those erogenous areas.

Since water is known to be the most sensuous of all elements, use it to your advantage. Make waves, move fluidly and caress gently. When you're ready, lube your lover up outside the water and penetrate. Once you've made contact, lower yourself back into the water because bathwater in the vagina is a quick way to an infection. From this point, I think you'll figure out what to do.

Till next week, meet all your needs and desires.

Did you like this tip?

Please take a moment and tell us what you think about our tips. Click here to tell us what you think about Rubber Ducky, You're The One...