Shop & Drop

There's nothing more exciting than risky sexual activity. Though you may chance arrest, embarrasment and public humiliation, isn't it all worth it for some really kinky sex?

And, what's more fun than combining two enjoyable activities into one, big shebang? I think the ladies all know where I'm headed with this...I'm talking about sexing while shopping. Shoppers, mount up.

First of all, I would suggest not frequenting stores that you'll ever plan on visiting again (because most likely you'll be kicked out and never allowed back in). Ideally, you'll want a store which is big enough that no one is paying attention to you, but small enough that people aren't streaming through the changing room constantly.

The most important thing is to case out the scene. Be careful that you're not going to be overly conspicuous. For example, shagging in a baby supply store would be a bad idea if you're a hard core punk rocker complete with mohawk and no baby in tow. For the love of all that is decent and discreet, try to blend in!

When you've finally decided on a locale, cruise in separately. The key is to pretend that you don't know each other at all. For convenience, neither of you should be wearing underwear and lube should be applied beforehand.

Browse around the store without looking too suspicious or sneaky. Sift through racks, smile at the salespeople and pick up random things to try on.

When one of you gives the pre-arranged signal (either a look or other noticeable twitch) head to the changing room under the pretense that you two still don't know each other. If possible, try to finagle rooms next to each other. Once you're safely in, one of you will crawl underneath the walls to the other's room and let the games begin.

To be undetected, the best idea would be to either boink up against the wall (unless the shoddy walls would collapse) or on the changing bench. Either one would simply offer a view of a single pair of feet if some patrolling salesperson became curious.

If your adrenaline is running by now, an erection should not be a problem. Drop trou and get busy. Be careful not to stain any merchandise that you can't afford to buy. Keep panting and moaning to a minimum and have fun.

When making your exit, try not to let that just-shagged afterglow blow your cover. Keep it on the downlow and slink your way out just like you came. Shopping will forevermore be cast in a whole new light.

Till next week, meet all your needs and desires.

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