Engine Trouble

[Editors Note: The opinions expressed below are those of Girl Friday Night and do not necessarily reflect those of the Sexual Health infoCenter or it's staff.]

Imagine yourself seated behind the wheel of a really hot sports car with your hair blowing in the wind, the sun on your face and your lover's head in your lap. Folks, it is time to make driving much more than a walk in the park. Obviously, going down on a driving lover poses more than a few potential dangers on the road. However, if you can safeguard yourself against accidents, there's no reason in the world that you should deny yourself one of life's greatest automotive pleasures.

For this exercise, you'll want to make sure that your car offers plenty of space for accessibility. Also, having experienced it herself, Girl Friday strongly recommends against a standard/stick shift because an elbow in the eye just isn't erotic.

Spontaneity is the key for maximum pleasure. Receiving the unexpected comes as a pleasant surprise...or maybe it just comes. Anyway, try to choose a time of day that is relatively traffic-free so that you can avoid potential accidents and/or embarrassing encounters. Also, it's probably a good idea to choose a familiar road that won't get you lost because chances are your lover won't be thinking about directions.

When you feel that the moment is right, seize it with lusty ardor. Reach over and gently begin to stimulate your lover manually. When you are certain that you have absolute attention, gently lower your head into your lover's lap. Start off slowly so that he/she might become used to the stimulus without becoming too shocked (ie liable to drive off the road). As you continue to lick/nuzzle your partner's genitals, pay attention to the signals that you are receiving. Are there noises coming from him/her which encourage further stroking and fondling? Is the car speeding up? Also, since you have probably become the more attentive of the two, keep one eye on the road. Girl Friday would absolutely hate to be the cause of any accidents on the road.

If the activity proves to be too exciting to pay attention to actually driving, Girl Friday strongly encourages any would-be accident victims to pull over to the side of the road. Clearly, any sudden movements or lack of motor skills at any given point behind the wheel of a forward-propelled ton of steel would be a bad idea. Also, presumably, there is a lack of receptacles for bodily fluid expulsion so be prepared to swallow. I wish all of you a safe and enjoyable journey.

Till next week, meet all your needs and desires.

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