Love In The Backseat

A recent episode in the back of a Cadillac got Girl Friday Night to thinking about the various modes of vehicular love.

Given the obvious space limitations posed by a backseat, there are endless possibilities for cramped and close-quartered sex. Coupled with sweat-slick leather interiors, pliable seatbelt restraints and the threat of discovery, it's hard not to see your car as a mobile den of debauchery.

To mix up your recipe for automotive amour, it is always important to keep one thing in mind: Darkness is your new best friend.

First, it is very important to set the right mood for your night of Benz boinking. Girl Friday is always a huge fan of music and would encourage all of you would-be Don Juans and Juanitas to make a mix of your favorite tunes. As we all know, we can never count on the radio to set the right tone. Pick something sentimental for the both of you. Otherwise, pick songs which convey the right sentiment be it dreamy or just downright nasty.

So, after a night of wining and dining, invite your honey on a little drive. Again, a bit of leg work will have to be done here to make sure that the weather is lovely. Lovemaking can be drastically improved by twinkling stars.

Once you've pulled up to a remote, safe spot, (perhaps a local lover's lane?) start your seduction. Reach over and make out like teenagers. Remember what it was once like to dare a french kiss or a little fondle. If you're absolutely frisky, roll over and recline your seat. After all, those seats weren't made to sleep in...

By this point, you should be considering the grand finale fairly soon as the boys in blue do have a tendency to make rather quick and inopportune appearances. A quickie is made especially easy if one of you is wearing a skirt.

Assuming that you have all the time in the world (parked in your garage, perhaps?) feel free to carry on in the backseat. Bind your honey up with the seatbelts, because it is always a good idea to buckle up for safety. Replay the infamous Leo and Kate scene in Titanic complete with fogged windows. Make that upholstery know who's boss.

Till next week, meet all your needs and desires.

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