Quickie Mart: Open 7 - 11

Though Girl Friday would never be one to deny the pleasures of prolonged, exhausting and thorough lovemaking, sometimes what a girl wants and what a girl needs is a quickie roll in the hay.

The joys of the quickie/afternoon delight are all the more delicious because of the naughtiness of the act. Strip away the seduction, foreplay and preparation and all you have left is sex for sex's sake. And nice girls just don't do that, you bad, bad girl!

Unless you would chance going completely commando about this, Girl Friday highly recommends booking as low as you go. In other words, don't be afraid to rent a room in the sort of establishment that charges by the hour. If seedy and shady go hand in hand with sexy in your mind, then unleash that inner slut that's clawing her way out of your soul. Otherwise, you can be totally daring and try the horizontal mambo in the backseat of a car or any other public venue.

Assuming that we're going to err on the side of safety, gentle readers, I do suggest a motel room even if it's just for an hour.

To add that special element of surprise, book a lunchdate with your honey without telling him/her about your plans. Of course, you will need to pick a day that you're absolutely sure won't leave you playing solo while he/she is playing Captain of the Boardroom.

If the romantic in you is screaming to be heard, it is always an option to stock your room with all sorts of lovely goodies like champagne and flowers-but, when it gets down to it, it just gets down and dirty. As an aside, you might just want to buy sandwiches or other sustenance for those post-coital munchies.

Before your date, make sure that your lover is in the right mood. Leave sexy and suggestive messages on voicemail which detail how exactly you might ravage your lover thoroughly. Describe your most erotic fantasies. Don't be shy.

When the clock hits twelve, hit the door running and don't look back. Pick up your lover and zoom him/her over to the lovenest. As soon as the motel door swings shut, drop to your knees and show your appreciation because if your lover is anything like Girl Friday, well-performed oral sex will get you everywhere.

After that, strip down to your bare ass and get your swerve on. Forget the foreplay, forget the soulful kissing and stroking...this is love on a stopwatch and you need to make it to the finish line. Grab onto any gyrating part you like and hang on because there ain't no stops on this Train of Love. By the way, did I mention five essential words? Wham, bam, thank you ma'am.

When your time is up, please unbuckle your seatbelt and alight on the left. Have a nice day.

Until next week, meet all your needs and desires!

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