Tease her Caesar

Sometimes Girl Friday Night kicks back in her rare moments of lucidity and thinks that the world is just going to hell in a frilly handbasket. On top of genetically-engineered food, pollution and gun-toting grannies, I?m concerned with the casualness of sex.

Now, before you all get your panties in a twist, I know that I have been guilty of taking sex lightly. Perhaps, irreverently too. But, that romantic in my soul who is often beaten down with dildos and vibrators is longing to break free.

I?m not suggesting that all sex must be sacred and beautiful in front of a candle-lit altar. I?m not saying that every sexual encounter must be deeply and emotionally meaningful. I?m not even implying that there must even be more commitment than the 5-minute screw. What I am saying is, let us not forget that there can be these things in sex and sometimes it can be pretty damn cool.

So, here it is. Gear up for a night of love and romance.

Get yourself some reservations at a nice restaurant without telling your honey. Surprise him or her with a bouquet of flowers and some wine. Also, if your bank account can handle it, a night in a hotel might be a nice change.

Surprise your darling after work. However, if you know your lover likes to freshen up, you might need to swing by your house to pack a few things. But, remember, spontaneity is the key.

Arriving at your destination, try to recapture the magic you once felt when your love was new. Open doors, pull out chairs, gaze into her eyes. Whatever makes your mate feel special. And though Girl Friday would never endorse this, the romantic in her would enjoy a wee sonata on a restaurant violin.

After dinner (and please don?t skimp on the aphrodisiac chocolate for dessert) you can take your sweetheart off to your lovenest for the real dessert. Don?t be afraid to get a little silly. Sweep her off her feet. Carry her over the threshold.

Once you?re inside, take things slowly. Remember this isn?t a 10 minute grope and scope in the basement of your parent?s house. This is L?AMOUR. Kiss your lover deeply and thoroughly. This isn?t a race, cowboy, so curb your ponies. Slowly undress your beloved. Enjoy the scent of his/her skin.

Again, the key is foreplay, foreplay, foreplay. Take the time to really pleasure your mate in all the ways that one rarely has time to do on a daily basis. And, if you really know your lover, do things you know he/she will enjoy. Oral sex? Down on your knees. 69? Giddy-up. Doggie style? Well, bow-wow-wow-yippie yay. No doubt you?ll both be humming a merry tune at work.

Until next week, meet all your needs and desires.

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