Poker. I don't even know her!

There's nothing quite like a gamely match of strip poker to get your gal/guy in the mood for love. And, besides, all's fair in love and war.

For those of out there who can't claim card-shark status and have no desire to pore over their Hoyle book of rules, learning with your mate can be half the fun. Does a straight beat a full house? Does a flush beat two pair? And does anyone really care when you're half-naked and horny?

First, assemble your playing area. Set up your card table, candles and deck of cards. Of course, instead of betting chips, you'll be betting your clothes and sexual favors. Divvy up a stack of notecards between you and your mate (and your other invited players for the boldest of you out there). Scribble down your favorite sexual activities from oral sex to sensual massage. Be sassy and shocking with things you've always wanted to try. Indulge your fetishes.

Also, don't skimp on edible goodies. There's much to be said about sexy eats that can either be finger foods or just finger-licking good. The power of suggestion should lead the way whether it be cold asparagus in dip that can be licked sensuously or sloppy salsa that dribbles on the chin.

When preparing your playing field, remember to dress the part. Invest in some sexy underwear and be liberal with shimmer powder to play up your assets. Ladies, don't underestimate the power of bronzing powder to enhance the cleavage.

So, now you're ready. Let's play.

Shuffle. Deal. Get down.

After losing your shirt and accumulating your sexual goodies, spontaneity is the name of the game. Depending on how sturdy the table is, clear the table in one fell swoop and seduce your prey then and there. That's what I call anteing up.

Till next week, meet all your needs and desires.

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